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| FAMOUS MOMS | |
| COLUMBUS' MOTHER:"I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have written!"MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER:"Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"NAPOLEON'S MOTHER:"All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and ...
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| 13:41 | 26/May/2008 |
| INTERVIEW | |
| Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for awhile and said,"my choice is one really difficult question.""Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this."What comes first, Day or Night?"The boy was jolted in! to r...
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| 13:35 | 26/May/2008 |
| U R Wonderful | |
| The following story captured our heart. It happened several years ago in the Paris opera house. A famous singer had been contracted to sing, and ticket sales were booming. In fact, the night of the concert found the house packed and every ticket sold. The feeling of anticipation and excitement was in the air as the house manager took the stage and ...
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| 13:32 | 26/May/2008 |
| Y SHOULD B WEDDING RING B WORN IN THE FO... | |
| Thumb represents your Parents Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings Middle finger represents your-Self Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner & the Last (Little) finger represents your children Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Secondly, open and hold the remai...
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| 16:29 | 2/May/2008 |
| y petrol's cheap | |
| Over the weekend, I filled up my car's fuel tank, and I thought fuel has become really expensive after the recent price hike. But then I compared it with other common liquids and did some quick calculations, and I felt a little better.To know why, see the results below ? you'll be surprised at how outrageous some other prices are !Diesel (regular) ...
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| 16:28 | 2/May/2008 |
| kamaal kaa salesman | |
| Ek bar ek Shopping Mall ne ek naya gujarati salesman hire kiya. Salary badhne lagi-din dugni, raat chauguni.Boss ne socha is ladke se mujhe milna hai. Boss Mall par aaya, usne dekha ladka ek customer ko fishing-rod bechraha tha.Woh door khada ho kar hi usko customer se deal karte dekhne lagaa. Ladke ne fishing-rod bech di. Customer ne kaha kitne ru...
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| 23:40 | 1/May/2008 |
| $M!LE | |
| Smile, it is the key that fits the lock of everybody's heart.A smile happens in a flash, but its memory can last a lifetimeThere are hundreds of languages in the world, but a smile speaks them allSometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joyA warm smile is the universal language of kindnessSm...
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| 23:38 | 1/May/2008 |
| laugh at one liners | |
| • Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.• I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Check books.• The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.• Sometimes when I reflect back on all the ciggarettes I smoked, i feel a...
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| 17:14 | 28/Apr/2008 |
| Top 22 things an Indian does after retur... | |
| 22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes. 21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel. 20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious. 19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath. 18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'. 17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi". Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds". Says "Cab" instead o...
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| 17:09 | 28/Apr/2008 |
| 6 best smart answered question of d year | |
| SMART ARSED ANSWER 6 It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.'What are my choices?' the man asked.'Yes or no,' she replied.SMART ARSED ANSWER 5A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she exten...
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| angel | 12:30 | 1/May/2008 |
| Friends: (110)
| City: Vizag
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| m bak 2myself :) |
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| hmm...atlast xams r over..........!!!!n m bak 2 myself.....!!! i wantd 2 b free as soon as possible...n now therz loads of things goin on in my mind.....i wantd 2 do soo much at a time.....n still m gettng bored.....strange!!!well atleast i hav lots of time 2 enjoy wid myself..........!!!!some music...some fun....frenz....n loads of masti....well ...
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| simi | 16:16 | 20/Mar/2008 |
| Friends: (196)
| City: Delhi
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| Hey u all join me Join me on Gr8Gang http://www.gr8gang.com/gangs/azaljeetsin gh
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| Arvind Parashar | 01:18 | 24/May/2008 |
| Friends: (104)
| City: Hoshiarpur
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| Thoughts to think about….. |
| Thoughts to think about….. Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do so, you are insulting yourself You are not responsible for what people think about you but you are responsible for what you give them to think about you. Write your sad times in SandWrite your Good times inStoneBehind every successful man, there is an untold ...
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| MANISHA | 23:42 | 9/May/2008 |
| Friends: (50)
| City: Baroda
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| ત્રિપદી:- 94;મ જુઓ તો માત્ર ઍક પળ છે જિંદગી,પĐ 3; પળ ને સમજવા મા જાય ď...
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